Smell: Slightly spicy.
Texture: Smooth, gelatinous. Not too soft.
Method of preparation: Sample out of can. The rest is in the fridge, I'll
eat it someday.
Comments: This has an odd spicy taste. I was trying to place it, and
decided it was nutmeg. Maybe some cloves in there, but I think it's nutmeg.
The texture was OK, but I've had better. Halal, which is always at least a
little bit reassuring.
Overall Rating: Couple notches below real SPAM, but SPAM can never be Halal.
It seemed acceptable to me.