-Stater Bros. Luncheon Meat-

Smell: Like SPAM

Texture: Like SPAM

Method of preparation: Sliced out of can for taste test.

Comments: Stater Bros. house brand, in Hormel style aluminum can. The label
is even similar to Spam, being a plastic stick-on rather than printed.
Wow, look at that. The meat doesn't look like the label, it looks like SPAM.
Tastes like SPAM too. Mmmmm. Salty.

Overall Rating: Acceptable substitute for SPAM.